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A Hetalia Fanfiction
JapanxReader
You Are My Exception


Japan had a rule.

Sure, he had a lot of rules, big and little, complicated and simple rules, ranging from not allowing you to enter his house without taking off your shoes to not touching that strange, mysterious machine in his storage room, but this was the ultimate rule.

It was the “No Touchy” rule. Yes, Kiku had a no-touching rule. And it was the same as all his other rules—break that rule, and he would disown you if he could. But… as his close friend and his fellow neighbor, should you not be allowed to breach at least one of these rules?

… there’s got to be something that he’ll let me do. Your mind raced through the possibilities. Limitless possibilities, yes, because there were so many rules, but very few opportunities. Definitely not going to touch his kimonos… no. He’d kill me. And I’d stay away from that machine if I could… God, what else does he keep in that storage room anyways? And that rule…

Could you actually do it? Could you be the one, single exception to Honda Kiku’s “No Touchy” rule?

… Only one way to find out.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

“Kiku-kun!”

Your neighbor, dressed in a formal suit and a slightly looser dress shirt than usual (which was very casual for Kiku, of course) on his own porch swing, glanced up as he heard you approach him.

“… __________-chan?” Now, really, what could she be doing, running so quickly and bound to trip herself at some point?

Oh, my… this can’t be good. Kiku stood up from the bench, carefully making his way down the steps of the front porch, still watching where he was going as he kept his eyes on you. “I’ve got to get to her… before she trips over her own feet…”

As you were running toward him, you hardly even looked down to see where you were going, or to catch a glimpse of that large crack in the sidewalk that you usually avoided—and, of course, before you could remember and stop yourself from snagging your foot in it, you found yourself in a ridiculous predicament. Trying to skid yourself to a stop didn’t help, and you found yourself tumbling into the arms of Honda Kiku.

“A-ah!” Yes, he had been trying to stop his cute neighbor from falling, but he hadn’t meant to catch her in his arms. And what she trying to do now? W-wait a minute… a hug?!

He started to panic immediately, being the formal, polite Japanese man he was with his no-touching-that-cute-sexy-Japanese-neighbor rule. Unfortunately, he knew you were one who didn’t like to follow rules. Oh well… what was there left to do?

“K-Kiku? Kiku-kun?” You looked up at your friend in shock as he started to hug back. “Kiku!”

He gave you that smile—no, not the usual, kind smile he gave. This was a handsome one, sexy, even! “Now, now, __________-chan, what are you trying to do? Break my rules?”

“You got that right.” You gave him a little smirk and snuggled into his arms. “If I didn’t follow your rule about not turning on the stove, then did you really think I’d follow this one?”

“And that’s why I have a burn mark on my frying pan, __________. You never do learn.”

Of course not. You laughed quietly to yourself as you ruffled his hair clumsily. “Yeah? And what are you going to do about that, Kiku-san?” You mocked him, using the more respective honorific that he refused to let you use.

“I’m going to punish you, of course.”

Wait… what? Punish? You weren’t cut out for that. And what kind of punishment would the very strict, rule-loving, greatly respected Honda-san give? It’s gotta be a bad one.

You were about to protest in fear of whatever technique he was going to use when suddenly Kiku closed the gap between the two of you, ensnared your lips in his, smiling against your warm skin, and whispered into your ear once he'd had his fun: “Why, __________, I’m going to punish you with me.

… Bingo.

Now, if only you could figure out what that machine in his basment was...
Finally, I get another Hetalia one-shot in there. This time, dearies, it's Honda Kiku. I've had this idea in my head for a while and wanted to get it out.

About the machine, I have no idea what it is actually, it's one of his newest inventions in which he's trying to create one of those guns he secretly has a fetish for :p...
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What was there left to do?
Pull a Germany. XD
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:iconnightmare1301:
Nightmare1301 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
So I'm a trouble maker eh? Same as real life. I wonder what that machine was though.
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yep yep that's how it is.

I have no idea, really.
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:icondragon5032:
Dragon5032 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
... I wanna know what the machine is.... *lightbulb* >:3 ehehe
Me: Heey Japan~ Can  I have a cup of water~! *innocent face*
Japan: ok.. *ISH SUSPICOUS, but leaves anyway :3*
Me: >:3 eheh *sneaks into basement* now for the machine-
SLAM
Me: O_O oh no *turns back to basement door(Or whateva it ish XD)*
The door.. is... LOCKED......
Me: SHIAT SHIAT NONONONNO LEMME OUT JAPPAAANNN!!!! I DONT LIKE BASEMENTS SAVE ME DX UFEHEFUHEFUHEFUH! *panics*
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:iconelisavetaawesome12:
Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Student General Artist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTKUSNg…
Playing in my head
The machine eh? I have no idea what it is.
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No idea what the machine is either. .o.

I think I may have forgotten since it was ages ago that I wrote this.
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:iconelisavetaawesome12:
Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Okay. But it bothers me.
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:icontobixchanxsempai:
TobixChanxSempai Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
What's the machine in Japan's basement? *clueless*
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*clueless as well* I'm guessing it's something fabulous, because it was made by Japan.
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:iconwitchyeevee:
Witchyeevee Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*reads story*
Cute... I think .3. XD

*reads comments*
PFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!! XD!!
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*pats your head* I know how you feel... I know.

XD On the other hand, comments can do that to you.

Because they're awesome.
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:iconwitchyeevee:
Witchyeevee Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
People in general are often just that freaking awesome
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
True, that! XD Your first comment, by the way... it just made me laugh so much for some reason.
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:iconwitchyeevee:
Witchyeevee Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a tendency to be extremely random and odd, yet being able to point out serious stuff.
PARADOX!
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD And I have the tendency to be quite mad, yet somewhat sane at the same time.
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:iconwitchyeevee:
Witchyeevee Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*epic bro paw*
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Right back at'cha, bro!
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:iconinsanityespeon:
Insanityespeon Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
THAT MACHINE IT MUST BE SO SEXY NOT EVEN THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW :iconfabulousplz:
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IF JAPAN MADE IT THAN IT MUST REEK OF SEXINESS/FABULOUSNESS.
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:iconinsanityespeon:
Insanityespeon Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
INDEED IN FACT NOT EVEN THE TWIN TOWERS CAN HOLD IT :iconovariesplz:
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlegaspplz: MUST SEE DAT MACHINE.
IMMEDIATELY. COMMENCE TO JAPAN'S BASEMENT, FANGIRLS!
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:iconinsanityespeon:
Insanityespeon Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ATTACK :iconamgtouchplz:
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
((Have you ever heard of HetaOni, btw? Just a question of curiosity. O.<))

LET'S GO AT 'EM, GIRLS!
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:iconinsanityespeon:
Insanityespeon Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
yep heard and watched it
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's awesome, no?
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:iconyamixsakurax:
YamixSakurax Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Now, just to break into his storage room when he's not paying attention, with a camera, and click away!
:iconcreeperjapanplz:
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
All righty! Get out the cameras! :iconjapancameraplz:
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:iconyamixsakurax:
YamixSakurax Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconrealcameraplz:
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:iconmewxxtaytay:
mewXxtaytay Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Must touch dat machiiiiiine, *touches machine* *world explodes* DAMN YOU, RULES!!!!!
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Rules be damned anyways!
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:iconanniekirkland:
anniekirkland Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Artist
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked “why?”
The angel said “angels don't watch over angels.”
Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard
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:iconnightwing6497:
nightwing6497 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
oOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh Japan!!!!! I love it!!!!!
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!
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:iconnightwing6497:
nightwing6497 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
You're welcome :D
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:iconyurimikki:
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student Artist
Oh my... XD
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:iconshoujo-slytherin:
Shoujo-Slytherin Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Writer
HELL YEAH!! :D
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:iconikutolovins58:
ikutolovins58 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Filmographer
*evilmhumhumhuhahahlaugh* my work here is done!
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:iconlifealwaysgoeson:
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Kiku's line about his form of punishment for me is a lot scarier when you have going under be evanescence going through your head and the line you happen to hear at the moment you read it is: "not tormented daily defeated by you, just when I thought I'd reached the bottom."
This happened to me. It is not a happy thing. Everybody else is thinking these perverted thoughts, and I'm over here thinking: 'he's going to harass and abuse me. Oh please no!'
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:iconlobika:
LOBIKA Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I-I-I just LOVE IT you are great writer keep it up :3
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you :heart:
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:iconlobika:
LOBIKA Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yw
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:iconhetafan123:
hetafan123 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
must touch machiene!!! :hmm:
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, yes you must. X3 I'll arrange an appointment with the machine for you.
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:iconhetafan123:
hetafan123 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
:iconyayjapanplz: YESH!
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhondakikuplz::iconsaysplz:Don't you dare touch that or I'rr fu--um... I mean, punish you!!
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:iconhetafan123:
hetafan123 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
nice save.... but what was that word you were going to say?
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Japan: Ahem. I'd rather not discuss that right now... after arr, I have work to do...
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:iconfarpoint4:
Farpoint4 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi Garry. Enjoying Guertena's works today?
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:iconespada-kitsuki:
Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
E-Eh? No... I don't... particularly... erm. I don't particularly enjoy art galleries.
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:iconkatlovesmusic:
KatLovesMusic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I ROVE IT :iconiloveitplz:
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